Episode #36 - Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Oscar: “This movie, along with Sorority Babes at the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama, is one of the movies that every cult movie fan knows the title, but fewer have actually seen. I found this used at Newbury Comics a few years ago, but for one reason or another never saw.”
Jackie: This is going to be fantastic. I can already tell. (0:00)
Andy: Gives whole new meaning to “Bruce Campbell’s Right Hand.” (0:01)
Andy & Oscar: Dukey Flyswatter. (0:03)
Jackie: Wow. He had, like, 5 credits there. (0:04)
Oscar: He’s eating out of Tom Servo’s head! (0:05)
Oscar: Wow.
Andy: Guys. Velvet Elvis. Velvet Elvis on the wall. (0:08)
Oscar: I feel like this movie is taking place inside a Cramps song. (0:10)
Andy: Is that Brian Setzer we’re listening to? (0:10)
Oscar: Guys, this movie is a work of unfiltered genius. (0:13)
Andy: Oxnard is not a place! (0:14)
Andy: That’s the second time Dime Novels came up in movies tonight. (0:15)
Oscar: Is that Fren Drescher? (0:17)
Andy: This movies has fewer hookers than I anticipated. I guess Troma desensitized me. (0:20)
Jackie: Weird narration.
Andy: Remember Detour?
Oscar: This is like the Troma version of Detour. (0:21)
Andy: He kinda looks like Colonel Sanders.
Jackie: It’s Dr. Jacoby! (0:24)
Andy: That corset can’t decide if it’s on or off.
Oscar: I feel like that’s the one continuity error people will definitely notice in this scene. (0:26)
Andy: I like this bartender. (0:30)
Jackie: And Gunnar looks on! I hope that’s all he does this movie. (0:34)
Jackie: Weird to hear Gunnar talk. I thought his voice would be deeper. (0:38)
Aaron: This guy’s got a lot of lip for a guy that’s about to get chainsawed. (0:43)
Andy: Alright so this, Detour, and High School Confidential. Best dialog so far?
Jackie & Oscar: Yeah. (0:45)
Stacey: Was she wearing ruby slippers? (0:51)
Jackie: What? “Frosted flake?” (0:52)
Andy: Next time I do a haunted house I’m doing it like this. (0:54)
Andy: “The Hunger… is never ending…” (0:58)
Oscar: He’s dressed like Aleister Crowley.
Andy: I think that’s the point. (0:58)
Andy: You drank from the chalice of Satan’s blood! (1:00)
Jackie: That’s cool.
Andy: I’ll say. Now we’re at the circus.
Jackie: Cirque du Soleil! (1:02)
Stacey: Let me guess. They cut each other’s clothes off. (1:07)
Jackie: Oh my god. That was fantastic. (1:12)
Oscar: That was really good.
Jackie: That didn’t have a right to be that good.
Stacey: Delivers everything the title promises. Better than it should be. 2 Sacrificial Cans of Gas.
Andy: I admit I came into this with really low expectations. I was totally, totally wrong. This is like a skeevier and less subtle Firesign Theatre episode, for adults only. Basically, the kind of Firesign Theatre episode we would have loved to find as 16 year olds, but would have had to hide from our parents. 1 Velvet Elvis, slightly stained.
Jackie: Like a cross between Dragnet and Rocky Horror, with fantastic results. 1 God of Chainsaws.
Oscar: Keep in mind my frame of reference when I say that this is one of the most charmingly sleezy horror spoofs I’ve seen. I went into this movie pretty much knowing nothing but the title, and knowing that there was something called “the virgin dance of the double chainsaw,” and it didn’t disappoint. Fred Olen Ray and Linnea Quigley deserve their lifetime achievement Oscars. 1 Happy Little League Team
