Endless Feature

We love movies. We love them far too much. We love them so much sometimes we buy them and don’t even get around to watching them. This summer, we plan to remedy that. We grabbed all the movies we own and haven’t seen, randomly selected them through a complicated "lay them on the floor and throw a clothespin" technique. Now we will watch, liveblog, reflect, and record our experience.

4 kids. 97 movies.
1 summer in search of the perfect wave. And by "wave" we mean campy cult film.


The Stack
The List
The Method

Andy
Jackie
Oscar
Stacey

The Demons of Stupidity



Ep. 1: High School Confidential
Ep. 2: Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens
Ep. 3: Night on Earth
Ep. 4: Prom Night
Ep. 5: Robocop
Ep. 6: Mr Wong, Detective
Ep. 7: Detour
Ep. 8: 50 Cartoon Classics
Ep. 9: Black Lizard
Ep. 10: The Aurora Encounter
Ep. 11: King of Kong - A Fistful of Quarters
Ep. 12: One Hour Photo
Ep. 13: 99 44/100% Dead
Ep. 14: The Darjeeling Limited
Ep. 15: The Ice Pirates
Ep. 16: Stacy
Ep. 17: The Exorcist
Ep. 18: Hated: GG Allin & The Murder Junkies
Ep. 19: A Fish Tale
Ep. 20: Band of Outsiders
Ep. 21: Bonnie & Clyde
Ep. 22: The Italian Job (1969)
Ep. 23: Battlefield Earth
Ep. 24: 21 Grams
Ep. 25: Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Ep. 26: Matrix Reloaded
Ep. 27: Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control
Ep. 28: Contact
Ep. 29: Reflections of Evil
Ep. 30: Tales From The Grave
Ep. 31: The Hitcher (1986)
Ep. 32: Slam Dunk Ernest
Ep. 33: Dragnet (TV)
Ep. 34: The French Connection
Ep. 35: The Quick and the Dead (1987)
Ep. 36: Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Ep. 37: Perfume
Ep. 38: G-Men From Hell
Ep. 39: Conair (Haircuts at Home)
Ep. 40: Pieces (1982)
Ep. 41: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

Episode #34 - The French Connection

Jackie: “Got it from my boss. Again. I really don’t know much about this movie. I picked it up because it looked interesting - something Oscar would appreciate.”

Andy: Wow. Budget titles. (0:00)

Andy: Woah.
Oscar: Nice.
Jackie: Well then. They get right into this. (0:03)

Andy: He’s got a 2 star rating.
Jackie: At this point he might have 3.
Andy: Nah, no helicopters yet.
Stacey: I’m going to say 1 star. There’s no swarm of cop cars yet.
Oscar: They should show this movie at Christmas.
Jackie: It’s as much of a Christmas movie as Die Hard.
Stacey: Die Hard is such a Christmas movie! (0:06)

I have a feeling this is going to be another quiet one on the commentary side. We’re pretty enthralled.

Andy: Hey that’s the guy that killed the guy in the beginning.
Jackie: Oh yeah. I kinda forgot about that by now. (0:22)

Stacey: There are a lot of drugs in this bar. (0:28)

Oscar: That is a fine pork pie hat. (0:36)

Andy: The hell? Is Gene in bondage hooks?
Oscar: I think she handcuffed him to the bed. (0:39)

Andy: They had car phones all the way back then?
Oscar: I guess, but they’re cops.
Stacey: Probably a radio. That looked like a rotary phone handle though. (0:45)

Stacey: What year was this made?
Oscar: ‘71.
Stacey: What year is it supposed to be?
Oscar: ‘71 I think.
Andy: They dressed better back then.
Jackie: Yeah, they did. Great hats, too.
Andy: Yeah, I’m really enjoying the hats in this movie. (0:48)

Andy: This guy’s got all the moves. I gotta say. (0:50)

Andy: You know, the bad guys wouldn’t catch on that he’s following them if he didn’t insisit on bringing the string quartet with him. (0:57)

Jackie: This movie should be called “Running Around New York to Loud Music.” (0:59)

Andy: Woah, what’s up with the plane?
Stacey: First class is in the back. (1:04)

Andy: This is so much like Grand Theft Auto it’s unreal. (1:14)

Aaron: So that’s the only part of the movie I’ve ever seen, and now I’ve seen it twice.
Andy: That was an amazing car scene. (1:18)

Andy: Meanwhile, in The Mighty Ducks.
Oscar: I was gonna say Clerks. (1:21)

Andy: Who did the music in this?
Oscar: Don Ellis.
Andy: I really dig it.

Jackie: Finally. (1:30)

Jackie: This makes me want to play 007.
Andy: This makes me want to play all sorts of video games. (1:41)


Andy: What a classic. What an archetype. What a car chase. I’m showing my dad this movie. 1 Pork Pie Hat.

Oscar: At least I know if I lend Popeye Doyle my car, I’ll get it back in one piece. 1 Pissed Off Santa Claus.

Stacey: Very excellently constructed, but not my slice of pie in terms of pacing. 1 Passed Out Conductor.

Jackie: Didn’t really dig the first half of the movie, but the second half more than made up for it. Really dug the scene in the decrepit warehouse. 1 Orchestra.