Episode #22 - The Italian Job (1969)
Andy: “Oscar introduced me a week or so ago to CEX, a British chain of used DVD, CD, and electronics store. I realized that, while I have seen the part of the new Italian Job that takes place in my old dorm, I have yet to see either one. Ergo, I decided to start with the good one.”
Andy: The name’s Job. Italian Job. (0:00)
Oscar: Woah. Music by Quincy Jones. (0:02)
Andy: Man, roads are better in Europe.
Stacey: Yeah, if you drift here you fall right down a cliff.
Andy: Yeah… I like it. (0:03)
Jackie: What?
Oscar: I guess that guy wasn’t our hero. (0:04)
Andy: Woah. Michael Caine is so young… (0:05)
Oscar: Tonight has just been full of fantastic hats. (0:07)
Andy: Woah, Caine has been in 134 movies and shows. He had already done nearly 50 before doing this.
Oscar: Yeah, my dad once called him the Christopher Lloyd of his time. (0:10)
Andy: It’s like the room in 99 34/100% Dead! (0:12)
Oscar: I’m pretty sure this movie is a big part of the reason why he was cast as Austin Powers’ dad. (0:14)
Oscar: Man, Michael Caine is annoying to watch movies with. (0:16)
Jackie: Looks like the…
Andy: The One Hour Photo room. (0:24)
Oscar: I want Michael Caine’s apartment. (0:25)
Andy: You can tell they’re the law. They’ve got white ascots. (0:26)
Andy: Man, I so want to be on Michael Caine’s team. (0:33)
Andy: Wait, is Mr. Bridger a prisoner?
Oscar: I think he’s the warden? Or maybe he is…
Andy: He is. He’s a mafia boss. (0:36)
Andy: Man, I want to be on the ship “Free Enterprise 1” with Michael Caine. (0:43)
Oscar: They’re just waiting for Bonnie & Clyde. (0:44)
Andy: I bet this was more intimidating in the script.
Oscar: He’s going to sell it to Franz now! (0:47)
Jackie: zzz… (0:50)
Oscar: Now that bike is a pipe bomb. (0:50)
Andy: Man, you could do this all on a flash drive now. (0:52)
Oscar: This movie’s pretty intensely British.
Andy: Yeah, what with the Rule Britannia and such. (0:57)
Andy: I think I would have fired Arthur. I don’t think he would have made the team. (1:09)
Andy: Stacey, awake?
Silence.
Andy: Jackie, awake?
Silence.
Andy: Guess it’s just you and me now, Oscar.
Oscar: Alright. (1:14)
Andy: I really don’t understand how Cooper doesn’t use this for every one of their car commercials. Also, I like how they’re red, white, and blue. (1:17)
Oscar: Well, they all seem pretty non-chalant about it.
Andy: They’re Italians! Ciao! (1:19)
Andy: There have been, like, no guns fired. In this whole movie. (1:20)
Andy: I think Michael Caine needs to listen to more of the “Self Preservation Society.” (1:37)
Andy: Really? The movie ends like that?
Stacey: Yup.
Stacey: Mini Coopers look like fun. Everyone should try one. 1 Shitload of Gold.
Oscar: I’d really like to spend a day hanging out with Michael Caine, provided we don’t take the bus. 2 Obese Prostitutes.
Andy: I can’t say for sure, but I’m almost certain the British treat this movie the same way we treat Top Gun. 3 Mini Coopers - Red, White, and Blue.
Jackie: zzzzzzzzzzz… 1 Nap.
