Episode #21 - Bonnie & Clyde
Andy: “I can think of no better followup to Bande á Part than Bonnie & Clyde. This is actually my brother in law’s copy, but it’s been in my posession for over 3 years, and you know what they say about 9/10ths of the law. I’ve seen clips in class way back in high school, but never caught this one in its enitrety.”
Andy: This is a true story, yeah?
Oscar: Yeah. (0:00)
Jackie: Evans Evans? (0:00)
Andy: This is the double feature of great fedoras. (0:05)
Andy: I remember Becky trying to explain this scene to the class.
Jackie: That must have been fun. (0:07)
Andy: I think I saw that clip in Scene It. I think you won.
Oscar: Yeah, that sounds about right. (0:11)
Jackie’s on a crusade to figure out what cartoon “Bunny & Clyde” is from.
Andy: I wonder if the entire movie just has the one song they keep playing. (0:21)
Stacey: Pepsi and Coke in the same shot.
Andy: Before the great cola wars. (0:23)
Andy: Rumble seat!
Jackie: Awesome! That’s great. I want that car. (0:24)
Andy: Hey Oscar?
Oscar: Yeah?
Andy: We’re not these two guys.
Oscar: Yeah. (0:37)
Andy: Man, Bonnie is stir crazy. “Come on, Clyde. It’s not Bonnie & Clyde & Clyde’s brother & his family…” (0:43)
Jackie: Wow. 6 dollars for two bags of groceries. Can I live then? (0:43)
Stacey: She’s got a spatula!
All: “It’s Rosie, the nooooosy neighhhhbooooor.” (0:45)
Jackie: Stacey, if we’re even in a gunfight, I promise not to run around going “Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” (0:46)
Andy: They stole a newspaper! My god! These people know no shame! (0:49)
Andy: You know, that was kind of cruel, what with the handcuffs and putting him in a boat and just letting him drift. (0:56)
Andy: Heyhey! There he is! Gene Wilder!
Jackie: Wow he’s so young. Looks the same though. Sounds the same, too. (1:01)
Stacey: Step on it, Velma. (1:03)
Andy: Gene Wilder is stealing the show right now. (1:05)
Jackie: What?
Stacey: He’s an undertaker.
Andy: It’s bad luck.
Stacey: You know, to ride with an undertaker.
Jackie: Um, ok. (1:08)
Andy: They are so dead… they also kinda look related.
Jackie: Yeah, they do. (1:18)
All: Woah. (1:22)
Jackie: She’s just noticing that she got shot in the eye now? That took her, like, ten minutes to notice. (1:23)
Andy: Man, this must be a real popular song.
Oscar: “Damn, I can’t get this tape out of the deck…” (1:28)
Andy: Oh, hey, it’s CW’s dad. And the Ranger
Stacey: At the ice cream parlor.
Andy: Getting… Chinese takeout? (1:41)
Andy: “I’m a whole damn town!!” (1:42)
Oscar: He’s like the scientist in Repo Man now. (1:46)
Awestruck silence for the last 10 minutes or so.
Andy: …the end credits that weren’t there.
Stacey: It’s probably exit theatre music.
Andy: …and so Mama said, “Whatever you do, don’t sell that cow!” 1 Song.
Stacey: It’s amazing how willing the average… I don’t know if it’s person or character in this movie… is willing to join a gang that they know is wanted, and will probably get killed for it. 3 Cars Riddled With Holes.
Jackie: Morticians are bad luck. 1 Banjo.
Oscar: This movie is the reason I will never stop to help someone with a flat tire. 0 Percentage in Being a Loverboy.
