Endless Feature

We love movies. We love them far too much. We love them so much sometimes we buy them and don’t even get around to watching them. This summer, we plan to remedy that. We grabbed all the movies we own and haven’t seen, randomly selected them through a complicated "lay them on the floor and throw a clothespin" technique. Now we will watch, liveblog, reflect, and record our experience.

4 kids. 97 movies.
1 summer in search of the perfect wave. And by "wave" we mean campy cult film.


The Stack
The List
The Method

Andy
Jackie
Oscar
Stacey

The Demons of Stupidity



Ep. 1: High School Confidential
Ep. 2: Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens
Ep. 3: Night on Earth
Ep. 4: Prom Night
Ep. 5: Robocop
Ep. 6: Mr Wong, Detective
Ep. 7: Detour
Ep. 8: 50 Cartoon Classics
Ep. 9: Black Lizard
Ep. 10: The Aurora Encounter
Ep. 11: King of Kong - A Fistful of Quarters
Ep. 12: One Hour Photo
Ep. 13: 99 44/100% Dead
Ep. 14: The Darjeeling Limited
Ep. 15: The Ice Pirates
Ep. 16: Stacy
Ep. 17: The Exorcist
Ep. 18: Hated: GG Allin & The Murder Junkies
Ep. 19: A Fish Tale
Ep. 20: Band of Outsiders
Ep. 21: Bonnie & Clyde
Ep. 22: The Italian Job (1969)
Ep. 23: Battlefield Earth
Ep. 24: 21 Grams
Ep. 25: Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Ep. 26: Matrix Reloaded
Ep. 27: Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control
Ep. 28: Contact
Ep. 29: Reflections of Evil
Ep. 30: Tales From The Grave
Ep. 31: The Hitcher (1986)
Ep. 32: Slam Dunk Ernest
Ep. 33: Dragnet (TV)
Ep. 34: The French Connection
Ep. 35: The Quick and the Dead (1987)
Ep. 36: Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Ep. 37: Perfume
Ep. 38: G-Men From Hell
Ep. 39: Conair (Haircuts at Home)
Ep. 40: Pieces (1982)
Ep. 41: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

Episode #18 - Hated: GG Allin & The Murder Junkies

Special guest - Megan!! And, we just watched the new Indiana Jones, so keep that in perspective.

Oscar: “This is another one I got at Record Store Day at Newbury Comics. Even friends of mine who hate GG Allin love this movie, and I’ve been meaning to watch this for a while.”

Jackie: Oh Jesus.. (0:01)

Oscar: Awesome. (0:02)

Stacey (as Brandon 2000X): Robots never die. (0:02)

Megan: Oh the young generation - all these people are investment bankers now. (0:03)

Andy: The subtitles are like Spinal Tap.
Oscar: I feel like a lot of this will be like Spinal Tap. (0:04)

Jackie: They rehearse? (0:05)

Megan: To clarify, this isn’t human speech, yeah? (0:06)

Andy: Are we gonna see a single… ugh. (0:07)

Stacey (as Brandon 2000X): Schween! (0:07)

Andy: For fun I’m going to swap “GG” with “Jesus.”
Oscar: Many have. (0:10)

Jacke: There are no boundaries in Rock ‘n Roll!
Oscar: Ace! (0:11)

Oscar: Oh, like Geraldo is someone to talk about a weird moustache. (0:12)

Jackie: So this is what a GG Allin solo performance looks like? (0:13)

Andy: Notice how all these GG Allin fans are exceptionally nerdy?
Megan: I’m telling you, he’s a stock broker now. (0:16)

Andy: Oscar, I see a facial hair opportunity here. (0:16)

Andy: Remember that scene, where Indy was looking into the crystal skull? (0:19)

Jackie: Suspicioned? (0:19)

Stacey: Is he always naked?
Oscar: This guy?
Stacey: Naw - GG.
Oscar: He wears clothes sometimes.
Megan: This guy’s just a nudist. (0:24)

Jackie: He has a lot of ugly tattoos. Like, poorly done.
Oscar: I think they’re talking about that now. (0:27)

Andy: Aw, and they do show it! And they’re going to show this part, too!
Oscar: I don’t think I’d have a birthday party for GG Allin in my house. (0:32)

Andy: You know, this guy creeps me out much more than GG does. (0:33)

Oscar: This is a Warren Zevon song.
Andy: I wonder how Warren would feel about this.
Oscar: I think he’d like it.
Andy: I hope you’re right. (0:35)

Aaron comes into the living room.
Aaron: Hey guys, whatcha doin?
Andy: We’re watching the GG Allin documentary.
Aaron: Oh.
Aaron leaves the living room. (0:37)

Megan: How does he eat with that?
Oscar: It’s like baleen.
Jackie: He lives it up with one hand and eats with the other.
Stacey: Spikes it up with gel first.
Megan: Rolls it up into curlers every night. (0:42)

Andy: Ugh… what are you going to do with that shit, GG?
Megan: He’s like monkeys.
Oscar: He’s what? Oh, monkeys.
Andy: No, not The Monkees (0:45)

Andy: I’d double feature this with Repo Man.
Oscar: I can see that. (0:46)

Jackie: Is that it?
Oscar: I guess the other hour is footage?
Andy: Cool - I can go to bed! (0:47)

Oscar: There probably had to be someone named Tex in the making of this film. (0:48)

Andy: This must have been have made before he died.
Oscar: Yeah.
Andy: How did he die again?
Oscar: Heroin overdose.
Andy: Ah… the Halloween suicide thing didn’t pan out then, huh?
Oscar: I guess not. (0:48)

Oscar: He does have the best song titles ever.
Megan: You should cover this!
Andy: I’d cover Charles Manson first. (0:49)

Oscar: Ah, here we go. (0:50)

Stacey: What’s the movie where they shoot footage from a funeral and a music video, and they mix up the two and hillarity ensues…?
Oscar: It sounds like you’re talking about Tapeheads, but you haven’t seen Tapeheads.
Stacey: Maybe I have. (0:51)

 

Stacey: I’m it was a short as it is. I don’t think I could have taken much more. 40 Ounces

Jackie: I liked the Springer Show better. My amusement level has dropped. Too Many Naked Men

Oscar: I’m not going to see it’s good to see vintage GG Allin performances, but it’s something you should see for historical perspective. 52 Arrests

Andy: If you can stomach seeing a lot of male genetalia, and feces being smeared everwhere, and extremely violent scenes of masochism… come to think of it, you really do need to have a hard stomach to watch this. 4 Awesome Moustaches

Megan: Hey, man, I’m from Seattle. We had the grunge, but we didn’t have crap like that. Literally. It was nauseating. 1 Hell of a Good Beating

Stacey (as Brandon 2000X): I give it 15,000 volts!