Episode #16 - Stacy
Oscar: “I got this as a birthday present a couple of years ago, along with Takashi Miike’s ‘Visitor Q.’ If this is anything like ‘Visitor Q,’ we’re in for quite a ride.”
Andy: (impersonating narrator) Several thousand years in the future, the world has lost all its water…
Jackie: Noooooo! (0:00)
Oscar: Is this shot on video? (0:02)
Jackie: Congrats, Stacey. Your name is slang for zombie. (0:03)
Andy: I wonder where I can find some “Butterfly Twinkle Powder” (0:04)
Andy: Oh, what Nobel Prize did he win?
Oscar: For zombie killing! (0:05)
Oscar: Romero Repeat Kill Troops! Yes! (0:05)
Stacey: Shouldn’t it be the other way around? They hurt the doll and the person dies?
Andy: This isn’t the Dark Crystal, Stacey. (0:25)
Jackie: I imagine the phrase “repeat kill me” made more sense in Japanese. (0:12)
Annoucner: Today we introduce a new chainsaw. “Bruce Campbell’s Right Hand 2”
All: Yesssssss! (0:14)
Oscar: That says “Blues Campbell” on it! (1:15)
Jackie: Can we move to Japan? (0:16)
Jackie: This feels like glorified Collective Fedora. (0:17)
Jackie: How much as a million Yen worth?
Andy: About 2 dollars. (0:18)
Oscar: She would totally be on my Worms team in high school. (0:21)
Andy: This must represent some fetish we just don’t have in the United States. (0:24)
Oscar: I wonder if they’ll ever make a US remake of this. (0:25)
Jackie: This is just the Velveteen Rabbit!
Oscar: Is the cat going to become real?
Jackie: The cat’s going to become a Stacy. (0:27)
Oscar: I feel like they just slapped this with some library music.
Jackie: Maybe it’s one guy with a keyboard. (0:34)
Andy: The relationship between these two is only mildly better than the relationship in Detour. (0:36)
Doctor: Hell is full, so they came here.
Oscar: Wow, that’s a direct ripoff of “Dawn of the Dead.”
Army Man: Is this “Dawn of the Dead,” or “Day of the Dead?”
Oscar: Oh. (0:38)
Andy: This movie might set the gore record in the seires. (0:39)
Oscar: It’s the Butterfly Twinkle Powder!
Jackie: I wonder what that translates to in Japanese.
Andy: It might translate to “Butterfly Twinkle Powder.” (0:41)
Andy: Jesus.
Jackie: Oh wow.
Oscar: This movie does my heart good. (0:44)
Andy: Aw, she bought her a “Bruce Campbell’s Right Hand 2”.
Jackie: So he can Repeat Kill her.
Andy: I love this moive. (0:46)
Andy: Meanwhile, in CGI world.
Oscar: Meanwhile, in the Isle of Myst. (0:47)
Andy: This is “Bad Taste” levels of gore.
Oscar: This feels good.
Andy: You already said that.
Oscar: I know. It bears repeating. (0:49)
Jackie: Is Drew Barrymore connected to “Dawn of the Dead?”
Oscar: No. I don’t know why they’re talking about her. (0:52)
Andy: So they see the Butterfly Twinkle Powder when they’re near someone they want to kill them? Otherwise they have to repeat kill them? (0:56)
Oscar: Oh, it’s a Charlie’s Angels reference.
Jackie: Oh, that makes sense. (0:57)
Andy: I guess the Drew Repeat Kill Squad Isn’t as powerful as they say… fuckin’ movie. (1:00)
Jackie: Don’t do that.
(pause)
Oscar: Wow. They did that. (1:00)
Andy: Aw, they all flock to him because they want to love him… and eat him…
Oscar: And call him George. (1:04)
Oscar: This should be a Hallmark movie of the week. (1:05)
Jackie: Is the rest of the movie just going to be them eating him?
Andy: We still got 15 minutes. (1:06)
Oscar: Man, where was this movie in high school?
Andy: Aw, we would have loved this movie in high school.
Oscar: This is a “make Andy puke” movie!
Andy: This is so a make me puke movie. (1:07)
Andy: This movie is ending like a Steve Reich piece! (1:10)
Jackie: So is there, like, a big necrophilia fetish in Japan? (1:13)
Andy: Yeah! I knew it.
Jackie: Aw, it does say “Blues Campbell!” (1:15)
Stacey: They must have run out of fake blood. (1:15)
Stacey: So… fucking zombies leads to evolution?
Oscar: I guess. (1:16)
Oscar: It’s like “Stand By Me!” (1:17)
Andy: I kinda want that statue.
Stacey: I bet you can find it as a trophy.
Andy: I don’t think this movie was that popular. (1:18)
Jackie: Wow.
Oscar: Awesome.
Andy: Jesus. (1:18)
Oscar: Fucking delightful, is all. 2 Right Hands.
Jackie: A little much on the gore, but otherwise really awesome, and I want to move to Japan. Too Much Butterfly Twinkle Powder.
Andy: I never thought such a gorey and fetish-y movie would have such a happy ending, and yet kill almost all of the major characters. 165 Pieces.
Stacey: I learned something today. Not all zombies die if you cut off their head, and that sex with zombies will breed the new future… whatever. 3 Members of the Drew Barrymore Illegal Repeat Kill Squad.
