Endless Feature

We love movies. We love them far too much. We love them so much sometimes we buy them and don’t even get around to watching them. This summer, we plan to remedy that. We grabbed all the movies we own and haven’t seen, randomly selected them through a complicated "lay them on the floor and throw a clothespin" technique. Now we will watch, liveblog, reflect, and record our experience.

4 kids. 97 movies.
1 summer in search of the perfect wave. And by "wave" we mean campy cult film.


The Stack
The List
The Method

Andy
Jackie
Oscar
Stacey

The Demons of Stupidity



Ep. 1: High School Confidential
Ep. 2: Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens
Ep. 3: Night on Earth
Ep. 4: Prom Night
Ep. 5: Robocop
Ep. 6: Mr Wong, Detective
Ep. 7: Detour
Ep. 8: 50 Cartoon Classics
Ep. 9: Black Lizard
Ep. 10: The Aurora Encounter
Ep. 11: King of Kong - A Fistful of Quarters
Ep. 12: One Hour Photo
Ep. 13: 99 44/100% Dead
Ep. 14: The Darjeeling Limited
Ep. 15: The Ice Pirates
Ep. 16: Stacy
Ep. 17: The Exorcist
Ep. 18: Hated: GG Allin & The Murder Junkies
Ep. 19: A Fish Tale
Ep. 20: Band of Outsiders
Ep. 21: Bonnie & Clyde
Ep. 22: The Italian Job (1969)
Ep. 23: Battlefield Earth
Ep. 24: 21 Grams
Ep. 25: Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Ep. 26: Matrix Reloaded
Ep. 27: Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control
Ep. 28: Contact
Ep. 29: Reflections of Evil
Ep. 30: Tales From The Grave
Ep. 31: The Hitcher (1986)
Ep. 32: Slam Dunk Ernest
Ep. 33: Dragnet (TV)
Ep. 34: The French Connection
Ep. 35: The Quick and the Dead (1987)
Ep. 36: Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Ep. 37: Perfume
Ep. 38: G-Men From Hell
Ep. 39: Conair (Haircuts at Home)
Ep. 40: Pieces (1982)
Ep. 41: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

Episode #14 - The Darjeeling Limited

Special guests Colin and Sarah McW! Aaron is coming in and out as well.

Andy: “Wes Anderson one of my favorites for a long time now. Somehow I totally spaced on seeing this over the winter when it was out, but I got the day it came out on DVD. I hear there’s a memorable scene involving Natalie Portman that I for one am looking forward to.”

(and for those of you following at home, we are leading with the Part One short film, “Hotel Chevalier”)

Colin: Dear Jason Schwartzman. You have a moustache and you’re dating Natalie Portman. This really shouldn’t be this angst-filled. (0:01)

Andy: This music is awesome. (0:04)

Colin: This is like the gum-chewing scene in Wet Hot American Summer. (0:07)

Aaron: You can actually see that she has one less rib on the left side in that scene.
Sarah: It’s called the Eve Defect. (0:11)

Sarah: Wow! That was a short movie. (0:12)

(short film over - onward to the movie)

Colin: I love those taxis! They’re the best fucking thing. Also, Bill Murray.
Sarah: Bill Murray?
Andy: Bill fuckin’ Murray.
Colin: Bill mother fuckin’ Murray. (0:01)

Andy: He’s going to shoot a movie about a gorilla.
Sarah: Who is that?
Colin: That’s Adrien mother fuckin’ Brody
Oscar: I always mix him up with Clive Owen.
Colin: That’s because they’re the same person… actually, I can’t think of what Clive Owen looks like.
Oscar: He looks like Adrien Brody! (0:03)

Stacey: What’s going on again?
Andy: They’re on the Darjeeling Limited.
Colin: Wow, thanks, Andy. (0:09)

Oscar: I had a guy tell me pretty much exactly that at Pino’s in Cleveland Circle once.
Colin: Were you talking in German?
Oscar: No.
Colin: Well, then, he was out of line. (0:12)

Andy: No effing way am I this bad.
Colin: Oscar, all I’m saying is don’t travel to any foreign countries with Andy. (0:19)

Once again, we are quietly enjoying the film. Sarah’s asleep.

Andy: (to Colin) I see you, me, and Dave doing a trip like this sometime in the future.
Colin: Not entirely out of the question. (0:46)

Colin: …and this is where the already-quiet crowd goes utterly silent as the movie rips into a serious tone. (0:51)

Colin: (after a discussion about the new Postal movie) Oscar, you are like IMDB with voice recognition, and you edit out the boring parts. (0:54)

Lots of quiet observation and laughter.

Andy: I kinda had the feeling she’d be playing the mum. Just had a hunch. (1:17)

Andy: Oh, Jason Schwartzman co-wrote this. Now I understand why he has sex with Natalie Portman in the beginning of the movie. (1:27).

Oscar: How many fucking Coppolas are there? (1:28)



Oscar: I always find myself forgetting how funny Wes Anderson movies are. Even now I’m recalling the melancholy Kinks-y parts, and tomorrow I’ll forget completely, but let it be known that this movie is totally funny. 3 Orders of Eggs

Andy: Some day I’m going to sit down and watch every Wes Anderson movie. Fantastic. And I never thought I’d see Adrien Brody better than King Kong, or Owen Wilson better than Life Aquatic, or Jason Schwartzman… yeah. 3 Peacock Feathers.

Sarah: zzzzzzzzz… 1 Long Nap.

Colin: I’ve never seen a movie obstimbly set as a travelougue that depends less on its location. That said, I 2 Bourbons out of a full Moxie.

Jackie: Good movie. I’d like to see it again. 2 Men With Very Large Beards.

Aaron: After a sweeping pass at this movie I picked out very few strange transience. 6 Bands. (note: Aaron did not see the movie, and we wish him the best of luck on his MIDI final project at Berklee)

Stacey: If people were always on time there wouldn’t be movie here. 1 Deadly Poisonous Snake, 1 Step Closer To Home