Episode #11 - King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
Andy: “I got this online a week or so ago. I really wanted to see this when it came out but was other preoccupied. This is going to be how I describe at least four movie in the stack.”
Stacey: “It sounds like King Kong is going to do his laundry. I wonder how accurate that is.”
Oscar: “Not very.”
Stacey: This is pretty amazing. (0:02)
Jackie: It’s the arcade game pack from Windows 95! (0:03)
Andy: He’s a hot sauce maker?
Oscar: Yeah.
Jackie: Awesome. (0:08)
Andy: There’s something extra-awesome about using The Cure in the soundtrack. (0:11)
Andy: This is just neat. (0:16)
It’s pretty quiet here. We’re really enjoying this.
Andy: I’m sure he gave himself the nickname “Mr. Awesome.”
Oscar: Oh, you have no idea about Mr. Awesome. (0:25)
Andy: I think I know Miss Winnipesaukee.
Oscar: Probably
Jackie: Where is Funspot?
Oscar: Weirs Beach I think.
Andy: South shore i think?
Jackie: We should go. Just to watch. (0:34)
Editors note: Funspot is in Weirs Beach, but The town is on the northwest shore, just north of Laconia.
Jackie: I really hope he gets it so they shut the fuck up. They’re so pretentious. Bill Mitchell and his cronies? Dickheads. (0:37)
Andy: I captured your rant there, by the way.
Jackie: Haha, awesome
Andy: We’ve been really quiet this time. I made an editors note about it.
Oscar: It’s a catch. The better the movie, the worse the post. (0:42)
Jackie: He’s just trying to be The Dude here. (0:42)
All: Ahhh! (0:47)
The tapes fell over!
(I can’t capture this in a direct quote, but Jackie is yelling whenever Billy appears or is mentioned) (0:49)
(Now we All are yelling at Billy) (0:56)
Andy: Yeeeeeaaaahhhh! (0:59)
Jackie: They’re doing this in Billy’s hometown? Did Billy do this?
Andy: Probably not. It’s not clear if Billy’s going to show up.
Jackie: Why here then?
Andy: Have you ever been to Winnipesaukee in April? (1:03)
Andy: This is an awesome movie! I think this is the best thing we’ve seen since High School Confidential. (1:06)
Andy: You know, when this started I kinda liked Billy. He was a geek and all that. But Billy’s an asshole. (1:07)
Jackie: Billy needs to grow. a. pair. (1:08)
Andy: Awww, now he’s talking in the third person! (1:10)
Andy: I love it! The camera crew did such a good job with this shot. (1:11)
Stacey: You know, he probably doesn’t need many quarters. (1:15)
Jackie: Ah-ha!
Andy: Yes! yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! (1:21)
Stacey: This is what every seventh-grader aspires to be. But it should be what you aspire to be. 1 Quarter. 2 and a Half Hours.
Andy: I will strive to live the rest of life in manner akin to Steve Wiebe. 1,049,100 Points.
Oscar: It’s a well done documentary, that makes the phrase, “there’s a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up,” sound ominous and significant. U. S. A.
Jackie: Epic. Just epic. Can My Rating Be “Bill Mitchell Is A Tool?”
