Episode #7 - Detour
Oscar: “I found this movie for a dollar at 7 Eleven not long after we moved in here. Uuum…. yeah.”
Andy: I like how this is a detour from watching the other movie we were going to watch. (0:00)
Jackie: Wow, this is an awesome transfer. Did they do this with a handheld camera? (0:00)
Oscar: Aw, fuck.
Jackie: Is this going to be another movie that we can’t see what’s going on?
Oscar: Well, it is Film Noir.
Andy: Ugh.
Stacey: Oh wait, that’s a car! (0:02)
Jackie & Stacey: Change for a dime?! (0:03)
Oscar: Freak o’ Dawn! (0:07)
Andy: Man, Ray Liotta is sour grapes.
Jackie: They’re disembodied hands. Thing is playing.
Stacey: Notice you never see his hands?
Jackie: Why, no. I hadn’t noticed.
Stacey: What song is he playing?
Oscar: This is like one of those shred movies. (0:12)
Oscar: This is like Sin City narration.
Stacey: All the cars are backwards!
Jackie: This was shot in Europe… now the driver’s on the left. What the hell?
Stacey: Now I don’t know where they are.
Oscar: Maybe they flipped the negative?
Jackie: They can do that?
Oscar: Yeah.
Jackie: Why would they do that?
Andy: Maybe they wanted to show him going west.
Stacey: That’s a pretty lousy way to do it.
Andy: Yeah… I would have them, you know, drive left. (0:16)
Jackie: 40s douchebag! (0:21)
Andy: This guy loves him some metaphors. (0:24)
Oscar: It’s my horse’s head! (0:29)
Oscar: If you ever see me fall silent for a while, it’s because I’m narrating internally like this. (0:31)
Andy: She answers questions the way you answer questions, Oscar.
Stacey: With more questions? (0:35)
Oscar: Aw, man.
Jackie: No way. (0:36)
Andy: I’m totally adopting Charlie Haskil as one of my pseudonyms. (0:38)
Stacey (at his computer): There’s a better transfer of this online!
Oscar: On archive.org! (0:43)
Stacey: Must… grip… glass… with all might!
Andy: Oh, nice liquor-bottle time lapse. (0:44)
Andy: Ooh, from the liquor bottle fade to the pack of cigarettes fade! (0:46)
Oscar: This is the second drive up diner we’ve seen in this thing.
Andy: I liked the Prom Night one better. (0:55)
Andy: Alright. This movie has 13 minutes to conclude itself. (0:55)
Oscar: People need to talk like this more.
Andy: I think this guy went on to go to Micro Machines commercials. (0:58)
Jackie: Unplug the phone! Unplug the phone dude! Just fuckin do it! From the other end!
Stacey: He’s… strangling her? (1:03)
Andy: Is this one of those “don’t let this happen to you” endings? (1:03)
Andy: He thinks he’s much more impressionable than he actually is. (1:04)
Jackie: Um, wow.
Stacey: Fun! (1:07)
