Endless Feature

We love movies. We love them far too much. We love them so much sometimes we buy them and don’t even get around to watching them. This summer, we plan to remedy that. We grabbed all the movies we own and haven’t seen, randomly selected them through a complicated "lay them on the floor and throw a clothespin" technique. Now we will watch, liveblog, reflect, and record our experience.

4 kids. 97 movies.
1 summer in search of the perfect wave. And by "wave" we mean campy cult film.

The Stack
The List
The Method

Andy
Jackie
Oscar
Stacey

The Demons of Stupidity


Ep. 1: High School Confidential
Ep. 2: Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens
Ep. 3: Night on Earth
Ep. 4: Prom Night
Ep. 5: Robocop
Ep. 6: Mr Wong, Detective
Ep. 7: Detour
Ep. 8: 50 Cartoon Classics
Ep. 9: Black Lizard
Ep. 10: The Aurora Encounter
Ep. 11: King of Kong - A Fistful of Quarters
Ep. 12: One Hour Photo
Ep. 13: 99 44/100% Dead
Ep. 14: The Darjeeling Limited
Ep. 15: The Ice Pirates
Ep. 16: Stacy
Ep. 17: The Exorcist
Ep. 18: Hated: GG Allin & The Murder Junkies
Ep. 19: A Fish Tale
Ep. 20: Band of Outsiders
Ep. 21: Bonnie & Clyde
Ep. 22: The Italian Job (1969)
Ep. 23: Battlefield Earth
Ep. 24: 21 Grams
Ep. 25: Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Ep. 26: Matrix Reloaded
Ep. 27: Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control
Ep. 28: Contact
Ep. 29: Reflections of Evil
Ep. 30: Tales From The Grave
Ep. 31: The Hitcher (1986)
Ep. 32: Slam Dunk Ernest
Ep. 33: Dragnet (TV)
Ep. 34: The French Connection
Ep. 35: The Quick and the Dead (1987)
Ep. 36: Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Ep. 37: Perfume
Ep. 38: G-Men From Hell
Ep. 39: Conair (Haircuts at Home)
Ep. 40: Pieces (1982)
Ep. 41: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
April 29
Stacey: Amazingly wonderful 30s goodness that never should have stopped. 5 Exploded Glass Bulbs.Jackie: Stacey is an ass. 5 Unrelated Plot Twists.Oscar: It’s a good thing Boris Karloff has such a great voice, because this movie is, like, 90% people talking. Still, I really like that Stacey liked it so much. 1 Actual Asian Man.Andy: I’m not sure if I should be insulted or glad that I was totally unable to keep pace with this movie. I’m feeling a bit like Achilles, with a lousy freakin’ Tortoise. 69 Minutes.

Stacey: Amazingly wonderful 30s goodness that never should have stopped. 5 Exploded Glass Bulbs.

Jackie: Stacey is an ass. 5 Unrelated Plot Twists.

Oscar: It’s a good thing Boris Karloff has such a great voice, because this movie is, like, 90% people talking. Still, I really like that Stacey liked it so much. 1 Actual Asian Man.

Andy: I’m not sure if I should be insulted or glad that I was totally unable to keep pace with this movie. I’m feeling a bit like Achilles, with a lousy freakin’ Tortoise. 69 Minutes.