Episode #5 - Robocop (Criterion Edition)
WITH SPECIAL GUESTS: SKIMBALL, AARON, GREG, and BETHANY
Oscar: “This is the out-of-print Criterion Edition, which I got for 35% on National Record Store Day, which I specifically didn’t tell our roommate Aaron about. We’re also watching this, even though Aaron has to go to bed in 10 minutes, becuase we are assholes.”
Aaron: “Assholes.”
Aaron: This isn’t Miramax! (0:01)
Andy: You down with O.C.P.? (0:05)
Aaron: Nice claymation!
Bethany: Destroy all humans!!
Sarah: Did it just shit? (0:10)
Aaron: Watch this robot rape this guy! (0:12)
All: oooooouuuugggghhh… (0:12)
Aaron: It’s the future. They’ve got square cups. (0:14)
Andy: Leeeland!!
Sarah: Red Foreman! (0:15)
Sarah: There’s blood in that money!
Aaron & Oscar (simultaneous): It’s blood money! (0:20)
Sarah: They shot off his hand!
Oscar: That’s the Criterion difference.
Aaron: He’s just like Buster now! (0:23)
Andy: Oh man, it’s like we’ve become Robocop. (0:25)
Aaron: He’s going to have the firmest handshake ever. (0:28)
Andy: That’s a big gun!
Sarah: Where did he hide that?
Stacey: In the trenchcoat? (0:35)
Sarah: Are children touching his metallic package? (0:40)
Andy: That’s going to be me when I get out of law school. (0:48)
Oscar: Just keep smokin’, man.
Jackie: Wouldn’t that burn its face?
Sarah: Naw, it’s made of Teflon. (0:53)
Sarah: Man, it’s good thing he’s not the fashion police.
Oscar: That’s the Bravo spinoff.
Jackie: It’s good to know the music of the future sounds like the music of 1987. (0:58)
Stacey: Ooooh… it’s a digital grenade.
Sarah: Hit the snooze alarm! Snooze alarm! (1:01)
Jackie: I didn’t realize this movie would be so violent!
Oscar: I remember seeing action figures of this when I was four…
Jackie: I guess I’m confusing Robocop with Kindergarten Cop. (1:02)
Oscar: C-c-c-cop Killer. (1:09)
Andy: He’s tapping his fingers to the beat!
Oscar: He’s got the Robocop Soundtrack going in his office. (1:11)
Oscar: Live, from New York, it’s Saturday Night! (1:13)
Oscar: It’s so weird to watch Leland talk jive. (1:24)
Stacey: It’s like having rocket launchers in Goldeneye. (1:26)
Andy: Maybe you want to put your helmet on? Robocop?
Sarah: Hey, this isn’t about safety; it’s about identity. (1:28)
Sarah: His skin is melting!
Andy & Oscar (simultaneous): He’s like [Andy: Wolfman! Oscar: Darkman!]
[pause]
Oscar: Actually, Toxic Avenger is more appropriate.
Andy: yeah. (1:30)
Andy: Ever notice that people named Dick in movies always, well, are? (1:34)
Oscar: Awesome.
Stacey: So, is Robocop 2 in the stack?
Andy: No. Someone has to buy it and then not watch it first. (1:36)
