Sarah: Honestly, that had to be one of the least dramatic conclusions to a horror movie, ever. Mostly because we couldn’t see most of it. 1 Awesomely-Disco-Lit Decapitated Head
Stacey: At least in Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens you could see what was happening. 2 and a half Kiss Posters
Oscar: Think about evey single cool scene in Halloween or Carie. Now imagine each of those scenes if the “cool” part was taken out. 2 Immolated Perverts
Jackie: To quote the Venture Brothers, “Lamest. Villian. Ever.” 1 Poorly-Aimed Axe
Andy: Everything about this movie wishes it was not in the movie. 1 Disco Song That Almost Sounds Like “I Will Survive”
Bethany: Good for watching with small children. You can have them imagine what happens in the darkness. 1 Distressed Canadian Extra.
