Endless Feature

We love movies. We love them far too much. We love them so much sometimes we buy them and don’t even get around to watching them. This summer, we plan to remedy that. We grabbed all the movies we own and haven’t seen, randomly selected them through a complicated "lay them on the floor and throw a clothespin" technique. Now we will watch, liveblog, reflect, and record our experience.

4 kids. 97 movies.
1 summer in search of the perfect wave. And by "wave" we mean campy cult film.


The Stack
The List
The Method

Andy
Jackie
Oscar
Stacey

The Demons of Stupidity



Ep. 1: High School Confidential
Ep. 2: Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens
Ep. 3: Night on Earth
Ep. 4: Prom Night
Ep. 5: Robocop
Ep. 6: Mr Wong, Detective
Ep. 7: Detour
Ep. 8: 50 Cartoon Classics
Ep. 9: Black Lizard
Ep. 10: The Aurora Encounter
Ep. 11: King of Kong - A Fistful of Quarters
Ep. 12: One Hour Photo
Ep. 13: 99 44/100% Dead
Ep. 14: The Darjeeling Limited
Ep. 15: The Ice Pirates
Ep. 16: Stacy
Ep. 17: The Exorcist
Ep. 18: Hated: GG Allin & The Murder Junkies
Ep. 19: A Fish Tale
Ep. 20: Band of Outsiders
Ep. 21: Bonnie & Clyde
Ep. 22: The Italian Job (1969)
Ep. 23: Battlefield Earth
Ep. 24: 21 Grams
Ep. 25: Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Ep. 26: Matrix Reloaded
Ep. 27: Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control
Ep. 28: Contact
Ep. 29: Reflections of Evil
Ep. 30: Tales From The Grave
Ep. 31: The Hitcher (1986)
Ep. 32: Slam Dunk Ernest
Ep. 33: Dragnet (TV)
Ep. 34: The French Connection
Ep. 35: The Quick and the Dead (1987)
Ep. 36: Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Ep. 37: Perfume
Ep. 38: G-Men From Hell
Ep. 39: Conair (Haircuts at Home)
Ep. 40: Pieces (1982)
Ep. 41: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

Episode #4 - Prom Night (1980)

Special Guest: Skimball!

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Oscar: “We got this after being sold by the trailer when it was shown as part of the Brattle Theater’s annual ‘Trailer Treats’ competition. I found it used at Newbies, but that almost goes without saying.”

Andy: The British are coming! The British are coming! (0:01)

Oscar: It’s a Dario Argento film!
Jackie
: Susperia!
Sarah:
I feel there’s a lesson about that in Kindergarten. (0:08)

Oscar: The movie with one typeface. (0:10)

Oscar: This is a really blatant Halloween ripoff!
Sarah: And it also includes Jamie Lee Curtis (0:25)

Stacey: Why don’t we have a light-up dance floor? (0:26)

Andy: I think this is Senior Prom.
Jackie: Wait, that doesn’t make sense, aren’t they 16? The girl was 10 and it’s 6 years later.
Andy: Maybe they were 12? Maybe they were older?
Jackie: That’s too much thinking for this movie. (0:29)

Oscar: I have confidence that no one will get stabbed by that piece of glass. (0:39)

Andy: Jamie Lee Curtis, you are not a good dancer.
Sarah: Naw, these are sweet movies!
Oscar: It may not be that she’s a bad dancer, it may be that disco dancing is bad.
Stacey: And the light-up floor is lame. It only knows one trick. (0:55)

(1:00 - Greg and Bethany are here!)

Sarah: Which ones are these, and when are they gonna die?
Oscar: With a better VHS Transfer, we might now. (1:00)

Bethany: The morals of these horror movies are so nebulous! (1:04)

Sarah: Are they on drugs!?
Oscar: Is he thirteen!? (1:06)

All: WOAH!
Oscar: Movie, you are forgiven.
Sarah: No way! That was a sweet van.
Greg: All vans explode on impact.
Oscar: Well, at this point it was a grease fire. (1:11)

Oscar: Is that the same shot as before?
Sarah: Is there a shot on the screen? (1:14)

Oscar: Is there a rule in high school horror movies that you have to hide in a biology lab?
Stacey: Yeah, so you can throw acid at them.
Oscar: Or blind them with science. (1:14)

Oscar: It bears repeating. A remake of this movie was the number one movie in America last week. (1:21)

Sarah: They’re both wearing the same sleeveless tuxedo shirt! That’s so gay! (1:21)

Stacey: Aw, the girl’s got the axe. Now she’s gonna miss and hit her brother.
Sarah: Brother? It’s her date.
Stacey: Whatever. (1:25)

Sarah: We gotta watch Robocop after this. (1:31)