High School Confidential - The Recap
Oscar: Holy shit… I feel like the screenplay from this movie was written on stone tablets from God. Think of every over-the-top parody of fifties jive-talk you’ve ever heard. Every single line of this movie is like that. Add to that Uncle Fester as a drug lord, Jerry Lee Lewis on the back of a moving truck, and Mamie Van Doren as our hero’s weirdly incestuous maybe-aunt, and you’ve got possibly the best movie ever made. I’m not exaggerating. 5 sticks.
Stacey: ass-rocking, face-rocking, flourishing 50s. 1 long ride.
Andy: Boy howdy, that movie sure does stuff my mongoose. A real class caper. And I thought Dr. Jacoby was Tamblyn’s best character. 2 kilos of awesome.
Jackie: What I expected: cheesy, 50s educational film. What I saw: fucking amazing 50s educational film. 10 Flying Hubcaps.
